You know how some dogs eat their own feces? How about a baby that eats his own vomit? Never heard of one?
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON.
Last night we were going to the market to pick up a few things when Aiman choked on absolutely nothing, well maybe his spit, and coughed a little. [...]
Archive for the ‘Grossness’ Category
17 Nov
Chocolate Covered Vomit Drippings
2 Nov
Hot Cheetos + 6 Year Old = New Toilet
When Elham was younger she wanted to do everything-wait, what am I talking about- she still wants to do everything Sieda and I do. You have to understand that Elham is 10 years younger than Sieda and 13 years younger than myself, so little sister can’t do everything big sisters do. But that’s not how [...]
14 Oct
Got (Breast) Milk
Did I ever tell you about the time my boobs became bricks? And that I had to milk myself in the women’s restroom at school?
No?
Looks like it’s story time!
Back in March when I was what one would consider an obvious nursing mom (“obvious” because I stained everything from my shirts to the bed sheets) I had [...]
30 Sep
Unmatched Talent
Me, my husband, and Aiman were at my husband’s aunt’s house for dinner yesterday evening and it was the usual with kids running a mock, chatter, me asking if there was anything I could help with and her persistent refusal. Things were going great and we all sat down to have an appetizer before the main course.
Aiman [...]
25 Sep
Two Words: Pepto. Bismol.
A couple of days ago I thought I’d try the tuna sandwich at a local deli instead of my usual smoked turkey.
That one decision screwed up my entire day.
At first it was pretty good, actually it was tasty all through the very last bite. I had a satisfying lunch and was on my merry way, but little did [...]
